Sometimes, the crazy thoughts in my head make their escape, striving desperately to explode into the world of the living.
Obviously, this cannot happen — the chaos would be too great! Therefore, I constructed a tesseract from the underpinnings of my soul and buried it deep within the heart of the interwebnets.
There it waits, to capture my thoughts and hold them safe, away from the healthy minds of greater society, in a place where they will do no harm.
You may view them, if you wish.